What does it mean to be in love with someone? That shit's not rhetorical, go ahead and answer it in your head. Now I'm sure things like "someone I would do anything for" or "someone I can’t live without" popped into your head. Now let's take this idea of passionate love and put it into the average just getting to know you relationship. We've been dating for three months. We've argued, we've laughed, we've fucked without a condom. Good times. Do I love you? Probably, but am I in love with you? Probably not. And why should I be? What have you done in this relationship that would make me want to drop off the face of the earth if we broke up? You think because you're pretty, smart, and listen to me complain that I would literally take a bullet for you? You have to put in a lot more time for me to give up my great fucking life for yours. Every girl wants a man that would catch a grenade for her but most end up falling for men who wouldn’t pump gas for them. Why do fools fall in love? Because society has forced little girls to grow up with the idea that there is no such thing as a princess without a prince. The notion of “be Cinderella kept not Queen Elizabeth independent” has created a world filled with love sick women who foolishly give their hearts to men who aren’t worthy. “Aww I want somebody to love me like that” is the calling card of lonely bitches. Women build up this image of true love in their head and then shove the first half way decent dude that gives her the title into the role of prince charming before he's even proven himself. If I ask you why you love your boyfriend and you answer “because he’s my boo” you should be jackknifed powerbombed into a bed of thumb tacks. Define love before you go searching for it.
Men don't like saying the L word. Why? Maybe they're defensive and don't want to come off like simps. False. That's the Romantic Comedy reason. Oh Bradley Cooper's character can't even form a sentence with the word “Lo” because he's been hurt in...
