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I was recently talking to someone who thought Cuffing Season was a joke, a funny saying that wasn't actually practiced. The idea of  shacking up for the winter months does sound like some shit a middle school student created, but it's real. Even before the term "Cuffing Season" became popular dudes were going hard in November and December to pull a chick they could pipe until it was warm enough to hit the club and re-up on new pussy again. For men it's the best time of the year to approach women. Those chicks who would have been out of your league in July, will now give you a chance because winter brings with it the boredom of staying indoors and/or the thirst to have someone to spend the holidays with. No girl wants to be the one who can't write "Spending New Years Eve with Him" on that Facebook wall, therefore bored women with limited options would rather settle around this time than be alone. If a guy is prepared for the season he can come away with a dime, it may cost him a Christmas present, but a Gucci bag is a small price to pay if it keeps that Gabrielle Union look alike coming over to chill. For those who are more concerned with sex than looks, there are plenty of Butta faces to be exploited sexually. I heard one dude joke, "She got the type of face built for winter". The shallowest guys will hook up with busted chicks they normally wouldn't be caught dead with because during Cuffing Season homie can hide her ass indoors and blame it on the weather. No matter if you're a thirsty dude who struggles to get girls or a Chris Brown type, you can use a woman's want to have someone to call her own during the holiday season to  get all kinds of ass, then easily transition back to being single after the winter's up and her pussy expires. There is absolutely no reason for anyone with a penis to take an L this time of year.

What about the women? Why are they the ones being exploited and not doing the exploiting during Cuffing Season? A woman's power is increased now ...

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