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If Social networking has taught me one thing, is that women the world wide have one thing in common, Heartbreak, lovesickness, and general obsession with the romantic. Women unlike Men are all about the relationship, Men on the other hand are all about the sex. Any porn can tide a man over, but for women there is no form of pornography that simulates being in a loving relationship. So I’m here to help you girls become “THE Girlfriend” not the jump off, not the other woman, not one of many, but The love of his life. By the way, I’m the worlds’ biggest asshole, I’ve slayed numerous women, and as I grow older I wish to apologize for my dickhead behavior... so I’m writing this Blog to atone for my sins.
RULE 1: Be confident in your looks no dude should be out of your league. It doesn’t matter if you’re a basic chick or a 5 star chick, if a man just wants the coochie, he just wants the coochie. I’ve given the prettiest girls in the world a “Poke and Peace Out”, never to call them again. I’ve had relationships with some average chicks and spent tons of money. It’s not about the look, it’s about the female. WARNING: Average is around 6 or 7, if you’re hovering below the 5’s meaning that you are totally BUSTED, I suggest that you go have sex with the cutest guy you know, steal the condom and get artificially inseminated. Your bastard kid has a 50% chance of being attractive and then they’ll be able to read this blog. Sorry.
RULE 2: Pay for the first date. If you’re a broke hoe just looking for a free meal at Applebee’s, then stop reading this blog, this is Chess, a strategic way to get boo’d up, not a way to get a freebee. When you pay for the dinner and movie you boast his ego, he’s thinking, “Damn she really likes me”. Men love their egos stroked, and this is the way to start a potential relationship off on the right foot.
RULE 3: Meet his friends. And don’t be shy around them, go in prepared. Watch an hour of sportscenter, Google his favorite team, this way you have...

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