Women only want you for your money. That line has been repeated billions of times and it couldn’t be further from the truth. Get the money, get the power, and get the pussy. If a man believes that than he has no confidence in himself. Sure you can get a few dollars and buy someone that looks like Beyonce… for a night, doesn’t make you special, it makes you a trick. When I chronicle my experience with women I can say without a doubt, I had the most girls at one time when I was a broke film student. I have homeboys who are unemployed and are knocking down chicks like they’re Donald Trump. I’ve known ugly dudes who’ve hammered down dimes and gotten money out of them. The point is a woman, including top shelf five stars, will fuck with you regardless of wealth, status, or occupation. You just got to have charisma.

 

70% of guys don’t know this. This is where you’re thirsty niggas come into play.

 

A thirsty nigga is that dude with low self esteem, maybe a small penis, who is a little too eager to know you. You’ll have to question if this guy’s even had sex. To Mr. Thirsty every half way decent chick that walks by him is a Christmas gift. Mr. Thirsty will have you saying, “I know I’m cute but not that damn cute for him to be riding my clit like this”. Mr. Thirsty is the reason why the nightclubs can sell bottle service and why they invented “rentable Rims”. Mr. Thirsty with money is the biggest fool in the world. This guy sees a bad bitch across the room and he walks over, but instead of introducing himself, he begins to sell himself like a timeshare. “Oh I do this. Oh I know such and such” then will proceed to check his watch so you can see that it’s blinging or pull out his car keys so you can see the emblem. A Smart woman has seen this before, and will rightfully lead this fool to the bar and have him buying drinks for her crew or end up at his table making him blow his fronting money on more bottles of Grey Goose. At the end of the night Mr. Thirsty will be happy to have touched your butt, held your hand, and have your number. A smart woman will leave him at the club and tell him to call. Maybe you’ll go out with him for dinner, nothing like free food, or maybe you can milk him for the short term to buy you shit. Either way Mr. Thirsty will annoy the fuck out of you because he’s so hard up to fuck.

 

You don’t have to have money to be thirsty, oh no, the thirstiest dudes are broke ones. They too are at the club and they will follow you around the whole night as if you’re on a date.

 

SIGNS TO WATCH OUT FOR:

 

He texts you 5 minutes after you gave him your number and asks “How you doing?”

 

-He texts you a few hours later saying “I miss you”.

 

-He compliments you to the point where it becomes creepy instead of flattering.

 

-He writes on your facebook wall then comments on what he just wrote.

 

-He invites himself over.

 

-He’s always talking about wanting to eat you out.

 

-He says I really like you, after knowing you for less than a week

 

-He says I love you, after knowing you for less than two weeks.

 

Rule number one when dealing with a Thirsty nigga is, you can’t be nice. I know how girls are, they always try and bullshit, or make up excuses to why they didn’t call. Don’t do that. Mr. Thirsty is not sensitive, he may be overly affectionate and clingy but he can take rejection well. Mr. Thirsty is going to be okay, he has myspace, twitter, skype, and IM to keep his thirst going until he meets another real life girl that will talk to him. So when he’s gotten on your last nerve tell his ass, “I’m not feeling you”. Pow! It’s done. Because if you just stop calling him, Mr. Thirsty will continue to text you and hit your facebook up like nothing happened. And just because he stops calling doesn’t mean he isn’t somewhere beating off to you. He’s just building up his strategy and he will call again like “What’s up Stranger, where you been?” So trust me, just tell him to fuck off.

 

And if you are a Mr. Thirsty, its okay homie, I’m not here to make you want to kill yourself, but you’re not 17 years old, start acting like you’ve seen tits and ass before.

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