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The thing about college is that anybody can get laid. Hollywood has made billions off of college movies that perpetuate that stereotype. The idea of some acne scarred nerd leaving the pits of high school and getting some big tittied blonde chick to fuck his brains out is the reason boys want to go to the college. This fantasy alone trumps education. If they would have had a black version of Animal House or Van Wilder when I was growing up niggas would have chosen “Get ass University” over “I ain’t got shit to do so I might as well go Military”. Guys in High school right now aren’t worried about a major, they’re thinking about what fraternity they want to rush, what school has the baddest chapter of Delta’s, and all the bitches who get turned on by a guy who can step his ass off. And that’s a beautiful thing, because if there is one place where men can dick around for a few years before getting your priorities together its college.

 
But what if you’re a female looking to find love in those four years? National Lampoon doesn’t make movies about female college hijinx because women don't go to college to fuck, they want to find a soulmate that has the same major she has, and loves the same obscure Harlem Renaissance authors that she does. I don't blame women for having their heads filled with that bullshit, I blame Walt Disney. No one graduates the same person they were when they arrive, but females go through the biggest changes. I’ve seen the smartest girl in high school flunk out after the first year. I’ve seen a girl dudes rain train on freshman year walk the stage with full honors. I watched this chick talk about how cocaine was for losers during our sophomore year then turn into “let me go to the bathroom” cokehead because the blow was inspiring her senior screenplay. With that said, girls won’t find love in college because things change too quickly from semester to semester. But if you insist of mixing deep thoughts with deep throat then here you go...
 
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