Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy marries girl. It should be that simple right? But we don’t live in a fucking Meg Ryan movie, we live in the real world and this is how it goes. Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy waits for something better to come along. People make a lot of money blowing smoke up women’s asses on why their relationship has yet to hit the “bended Knee” era. Let’s get pass this dense reason of "he's not ready" and move onto the top reason why he doesn’t want to marry you. He thinks he can do better.
I don’t care if you’re a supermodel. A med student, a business owner, or the hottest big booty Judy in Ratchetville. None of that “look at what a catch I am” stuff matters if he’s a Turtle nigga. Turtle nigga’s are those guys who get into relationships that are perfect, but are slow to catch on to how perfect it really is until it’s too late. He’s always waiting for the other shoe to drop, something has to go wrong eventually so he’s not 100% committed to being down for this chick. You’re doing everything right but he’s just not responding—what’s wrong with you? Nothing! He is a Turtle! He’s not cheating, he’s not talking to other girls, he’s not afraid, he’s just Slow— Forrest Gump... By the time he realizes this girl was his soulmate it’s either A) Too late because she got sick of waiting for him to ask. B) Its ten years later and no one who knows you gives a fuck, they say “Oh, I thought yall were already married”. How frustrating is it to be in love with someone like that? I don’t like to wait in line for food; I’m not waiting for someone to decide they’re ready to be with me. Not all women are going to go Christie and get down on one knee to propose, and honestly you asking him to marry you is akin to holding a gun to his head, he’ll say yeah at that moment, but don’t be surprised if he finds a way to back out of it once that moment is over. If he really wanted to marry you he would have asked you. So how do you kno...
