In the past few months I’ve gotten emails or tweets from various ladies asking me to blog on certain subjects that they want to talk about or that they don’t understand. This week this pretty young thing gave me the all CAPS treatment and demanded that I talk about the fact that all “quality” men are either taken or gay. I don’t think that’s true. Why can’t women meet men of substance? Don’t look at the man—look at the places you’re meeting them.
If you’re going to the usual local places, bar, club, etc… you’re asking for trouble. You know who goes to these places looking to exchange numbers? Basic Bitches. Basic Bitches frequent Basic spots. That’s a part of what makes them Basic. The inability to expand is a quality Basic Bitches cling on to. You see the Basic Bitch is like the Native American. The Native Americans settled this continent, then said fuck it, “We’re good”. They had no desire to sail into the void and see what was out there, so all of their advancements went to waste and they let European douche bags come over and house their red asses. I don’t care if your Hair’s done. Nails done. Everything did—if you’re going to the same Mexican restaurant every Tuesday to drink in front of the same thirsty niggas, you’re not fancy—you’re a basic ass broad who will only attract local bums. So it’s up to you, are you going to wear that Nordstrom’s dress to the same old club you go to twice a month, or do you dare to step your game up and make a reservation at a place you’ve never been. Are you going to be Sitting Bull? Or are you going to be Alexander the fucking Great?
PLACES BASIC BITCHES LOOK FOR LOVE:
The Club: We all love going to the club. Men don’t front about why we love it. If I’m going to a club it’s not because I want to hear Young Jeezy, I own limewire, I don’t need to go anywhere to listen to music. I go to the club so I can look at the women, maybe grind on an ass if she moves me. The number one reason girls want to go to the Cl...