My homie hit me up the other day to tell me about this girl we’ve both known for years and how he finally smashed her thanks to the power of Facebook pimping. Being wifed up I have to live vicariously through my boy's encounters (and Adara's tweets) because new pussy is no longer on my menu, unless you count the occasional new pronstar vag i sneak a peek at when she's at work. So of course I had to ask my homeboy the entire epic story of how it all came to be. Long story short, she was going through something with her BF, he put in game, she warmed up to him, he sent a dick pic, she really really warmed up-- they had sex. Then things took a turn for the worst. She became jealous, irritated, and finally told him that she was going back to her ex-boyfriend last week. Unlike most dudes, from jump my boy asked this woman what it was going to be. Are they going to be friends or is she looking for something else? Of course she went with the safe and guarded, “oh, we can just kick it” line. Two months later here she is telling him “all we do is have sex” That’s what you signed up for lady! Expecting no-strings-attached sex to evolve into wedding bells NEVER HAPPENS.
WHY DO GIRLS DO THIS?
If you want the comfort of a man cuddling with you at night-- If you want the feeling of a guy spending money to take you out to nice restaurants-- If you want to be able to tell all of your friends that you have someone special in your life… Why would you sign a Dick Contract?
A Dick Contract is an unwritten agreement that we’re going to do things that boyfriend and girlfriends do, but at the end of the day, it’s not that serious. IT WILL NEVER BE THAT SERIOUS, all you get is-- you got it-- DICK. Anytime you give a guy the ass without making him your BF first, you’re agreeing to his rules and conditions. The Modern woman loves to hit you with the “I’m doing niggas how they do girls, I’m not having any love in my heart”. That may work a few times, maybe on a sloppy one night stand...
