Can you believe that people use to wait until they were married to have sex? And even crazier, the majority of that generation didn’t get divorced. Purist would say that we’ve lost our way… that sex doesn’t mean as much as it did in the good ol’ days. Yeah okay, and schools were better when they were segregated. It’s time to kill this 20th century notion of when to have sex and when not to. Women want relationships, men want pussy. It’s not that black and white. It’s not all about the man’s lust for penetration, last time I checked women also love sex. So why have women created this waiting system? 3 months, 6 months, 9 months after the last relationship but 2 months before her birthday. It’s all kinds of dumb ass rules and regulation to have sex with certain women, but at the end of the day, the right man can slip past all of that and hit it the first week, and end up becoming her husband. Why? Because women fuck who they want to fuck regardless of the sanctions they place on their pussy. And no matter how long or short a man has to wait, that won’t affect his decision to be with her.

If you give a Man sex too early he won’t want to commit? FALSE
This theory of once he hits it he won’t act right is asinine. Pussy doesn’t fry the brain; it won’t make a “good” man go Mr. Hyde on that ass. If he acts differently after sex, it’s not a transformation it’s a revelation. That nigga was always an asshole, if anything you should thank your walls for unmasking him before it was too late. Go ahead and wait 3 months and if he changes up on you, now you’re fucked because you probably love him. If you would have gave his fiendish ass the nookie after the third date you could have saved yourself some tears.  If a man is down for you, getting his dick wet won’t change his feelings.

 If you have sex on the 1st date he thinks of you as a freak? FALSE
Men are easy, we don’t turn away pretty pussy, some of us won’t turn away ugly pussy, the hole is the goal, and rarely will we turn down easy sex. The first date is too early, but a man’s ego will tell him, “You fucked because you’re that tight, not because she’s easy”. In the words of Marcellus Wallace “that’s pride fucking with you”. Most guys aren’t Lamar Odom; they can’t look past the “if I fucked her this Saturday who fucked her last Saturday” mindset. BUT! If she calls him the next day, and she’s acting just as cool as she was before the sex, then he starts to rethink things, he already got the sex so what’s the attraction? More Sex, not really. If she makes it clear that she’s not looking for a sex buddy, he’s not holding first date sex against her, she’s no longer a freak he just thinks he’s the man. Women dictate relationships, you decide who you want; we men either show up or disappear. You can take any guy and let him smash a girl that looks like Beyonce the first night, she hits his phone the next afternoon wanting him to take her out, he’s not going to say, “nah I already hit that”, he will be locked to her hip until she’s done with him, first night sex now means nothing– she’s in control. I’m sure there are a million people (not just Evelyn and Ochcocinco) who fucked on the first date and went on to have great relationships. Yeah he may have called you a freak at the time, but first impressions aren’t always the final impression.

If he waits six months, that means he wants ME for ME? FALSE
Really? You’re so amazing that you made this man wait six months with no outside ass? Maybe you are, but the odds are you aren’t. Six months is a long time, and in this day in age, it’s forever. Men will wait it out because they fool themselves into thinking they can break any chick down. When you go out with him he’s going to show his sensitive side. He’s going to give gifts. He’s going to make you his girl. You will meet his family. All of this is so he can get the pussy faster. In her mind she knows it’s not time so she’s not going to do it. Tell him straight up, “I don’t do anything until I’m six months in”, and he won’t care because this nigga thinks he’s Clark Kent. Your ex-boyfriends were Bruce Wayne, they had swag, but this nigga thinks he’s from another planet. He’s not. He’ll get blue balls like the other dudes you made wait. By the fourth month he’s not even trying anymore, it’s become an obsession that drives him to be the best man he can be—until you give him the pussy. be prepared because you’re now in the same boat as the girl who fucked on the 2nd date. 50/50 miss thing, those are the odds that he’s going to bounce.But he loves you, you spent so much time together—BULLSHIT! You held him hostage, you think any man in his right mind is going to leave five months in and he hasn’t fucked? You ride that out! What you did was torture. If sex was war, you would have just water boarded this man for six months because you want him to love you. Withholding pussy doesn’t make him love you! It makes him resent you. Sure a month or two will make him respect you more than letting him hit the first week, but you took it to the level where you damaged his ego. This man thought he was Superman, and you just proved his mortality. What if your shot wasn’t as good as the last girl he was smashing? I’m positive your head game won’t be up to par given the lack of sucking for six months. You made your relationship ABOUT sex by not giving him sex. You think he loves you for that?

Only have sex with exes so your numbers won’t increase? FALSE
Do you know how many times I’ve heard this dumb shit? Do you know how many times my penis has benefited from this dumb shit? There are females who love to fuck, but they don’t want to seem like whores so they fuck the same circle of people… think about that. You’re fucking David this week, in two weeks Tim, next month you’ll see if Brian wants to go out. But when you get a REAL boyfriend who actually cares about you, this nigga has to wait until the Mayan Calendar expires. Whose rule are you following?Is there a handbook they give out in High School that says it’s okay to be throwaway pussy for your ex-boyfriends and then a saint around the guys who really care about you? There is no list! At the pearly gates that dude with the book (sorry 49ers I’m not up on my biblical characters) will not flip through all the dicks you’ve taken and say, “Nope! You fucked one too many guys on earth, you should have just recycled Craig instead of giving Lamont new pussy”.


Fuck like a Man, that way you won’t get attached:  FALSE
Who said we don’t get attached? We catch feelings hard. But we don’t hold sex up on a pedestal; it’s the things that we do outside of sex that mean the most. If we’re having sex and we’re becoming true friends, we begin to fall in love. Pussy is the thing that we need to get out of the way in order to move to the next level. Females think the next level has to come before they give it up. That right there is where the problem lays. We want to get to the sex so we can see if we really like you. You want to get to the relationship to see if you should have sex with us. It’s a confused mess. You can’t just become a man, you’re a woman for a reason, females are superior to males because they are breed to have sexual standards. Don’t go out and fuck every man you think is cute, that’s not going to make you happy. And if it does I suggest you go to Vivid Video and get paid 5G’s a scene to do it on camera. There has to be a balance! Satisfying your normal sexual urges and fulfilling that need to be in a meaningful relationship where sex isn’t what he’s sticking around for can be achieved.

I can’t tell anyone when to have sex, everyone is different, but there are women who put up these safeguards against men they really like and I just want to emphasize that be it six days or six months, you still have a 50/50 shot at love. Sex may seem like it’s the most important thing in the world, but it’s not. If you’re not a virgin, you’ve already made up your mind that you want to fuck, so why deny yourself penis. My homegirls says 2-3 months is her range, I asked what if you hit 3 months and his dick doesn’t work properly. She said as serious as a heartbeat, “Won’t be the first time”.  It’s not all about the man’s sexual needs, suppose his sex game is wack, all coochie gets moist, not all dicks get hard. Why waste 6 months and then find out the love of your life has a dick softer than an 80’s sitcom. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, so fuck who you want to fuck when you want to fuck them, no one cares anymore. 

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