I saw a grown ass woman on TV praying for a man. This chick had her hands clasped together praying for a good man on some "Are You There God, it's me Thirsty" type shit. Everyone wants someone. But a relationship should not define your life. I have no problem with women wanting to be in love, but I have big issues with women who are obsessed with being in a relationship just for the sake of saying they’re in one. Drawing hearts, regurgitating love quotes, watching that stupid ass Notebook movie, have a Sunny D if you're that damn thirsty. “I wish he were here” Who is he!?! Stop living in a fantasy world, no man will ever be the ideal boyfriend you picture when you're single! You want love, that’s normal. But when you’re in love with the thought of being in love—that’s destructive.
WHY YOUR ASS DESERVES TO BE SINGLE:
YOU ARE ULTRA RATCHET: I have love for my ratchets, they're down to party in the club with the tags still on their dress and regardless of how little hair they have on their head they can pull that shit into a ponytail. But their are women out there that hit level 36 on the Ratchetmon meter and evolve into the mythical Ultra Ratchet, they have no class, no manners, and they generally don't want shit out of life. Why would any man want to be in a relationship with a woman who's always angry, doesn't work, doesn't go to school, and her purpose in life is to act out like she's 15 years old? You know the type that smokes weed around her kids, gets an attitude if you holla at her homegirl and not her, and then starts rumors about everyone who's happily in love. I don't care if you have Daddy issues, fuck this "product of my environment" excuse, own up to your insecurities and stop basking in your basicness. How do you expect someone to love you if you clearly don't love yourself?
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