The thing my female friends say to me the most is “What’s wrong with your boys?” Meaning men are weird, confusing, and do fucked up things to girls they like that logic can’t explain. I refuse to hook any of my boys up with girls that I come across because it always comes back and makes me look like all I know are creeps and pervs-- that's only half true. One girl asked why my friends weren’t normal like me. Umm clearly she didn't know me. I’m weirder than most. But last weekend I did have a thought, “Maybe I should go on a date”... My boy had just gone on a date and it was the most fucked up story, (it’s not even worth repeating because it would paint him negatively), but while listening to the details of their dinner I was so upset by the missteps he made with this girl that I wanted to go back in time and tag myself in and salvage the date for him. Since my request to go on a date was vehemently denied by my fiance (yes I actually pitched going on a date strictly as research and could do an entire blog about her various reactions-- stop playing with me... go ahead I don't care what you do... I'll fuck you up if you even think of taking another bitch out to eat...) so instead, I had to think back to my dating life, and I remembered how much I hated dating, the getting to know you crap when all I really wanted to know was if that was all her packed into that blouse or a product of Victoria Secret engineering. First Dates are bullshit. They're crucial and you have to do it, but they are not make or break. The most important thing is the after date behavior. 

The after date begins once you drop her off and lasts until your next official date. So many mistakes are made by both men and women during this time. Everyone reading this has been on a great date, then either you or that other person, fucked it up over the next few days by saying something dumb or showing stalker tendencies. Men don’t know when to shut up and Women become way too obsessed about the post dat...

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