We Need To Talk About Fake Bitches

Female friendships feel like marriages at time. They love each other, they know each otheres secrets, they swear it'll last forever... then it exploades inot a nasty divorce. A group of five friends. Three years later, it's down to just two women. A year later it's all over. "Whatever happened to those girls you used to hang with?" is greeted with: Those bitches were fake! Borrowed money and never paid it back. Tried to fuck your man. Told a secret they were supposed to take to their grave. Or sometimes it's as simple as they got in a relationship and stopped hanging out with you. Why is it so hard to find a group of women who aren't jealous, who don't want to copy you, and who support and cheer you on unconditionally? No matter what city you live in, every woman has a story about a group of "fake bitches" so clearly it's not just you, it's something inside of a majority of women that makes them trash when it comes to friendships. Men rarely have relationships like this. The crew is the crew. Brotherhood isn’t a secret society, it’s an in your face movement that dictates that we make the rules, earn the most money, and pat each other on the back because we have dicks. Race, Nationality, Wealth are dividers at time, but it’s been my experience no matter what city I was in, regardless of skin color, men in general looked out for me with a nod and a wink. How can Fraternity be “FOR LIFE” while Sorority falls victim to “FOR AS LONG AS THAT BITCH DOESN’T LOOK AT ME SIDEWAYS”? There's a female cold war going on and for the life of me I can't understand why women, with all of their innate logic and compassion, battle each other with smiles. The only thing more powerful than Sisterhood is Jealousy. Girl A befriends Girl B because she thinks she's cool, right? Apparently that's not always the case. I once read that sometimes Girl A befriends Girl B so she can compete. Girl B becomes the standard which Girl A measures herself against. Who wears the best clothes out to the c...