A girl wants a relationship- Why is this bitch so thirsty? She should just be content fucking me with no strings attached, putting mileage on her pussy, and hoping it leads somewhere.
A guy wants sex- Why is this nigga so thirsty? Yeah, I post pictures wearing nothing but pasties and talk about how I wish someone would give me some bomb head, but that doesn't give him the right to inbox me!
Apparently everyone is thirsty and liking someone or even giving them an innocent compliment is cause for ridicule. Black people are blessed with the mutant power to take a word and overuse the hell out of it. We’re like the fucking Smurfs, all these words in the English lexicon, yet we choose to latch on to one, make it mean whatever we want it to mean, then run it into the ground. Take the word Hoe, Ho, or Heaux (if you’re fancy) for example. If you want to take it to mean a woman who sleeps around for status or goods, cool. But in the hands of Bitter Nigga Smurf it means a woman who got him to splurge on Texas Chainsaw tickets and didn't fuck. In the hands of Bitter Ratchet Smurf it means a rich white woman who dared to get pregnant by Kanye West. Don’t even bother to correct their definitions because that too is “hoe shit”. Now we have the word “Thirst” being blown out of proportion and misused. People have always been “pressed”, “hard up”, “infatuated”, etc… but “Thirsty” just rolls off the tongue so much better. I remember carrying a girl’s books for her in middle school. Was that thirsty of me? Well, according to you ignorant bastards being nice to a girl is the same as texting a picture of your dick at 4am. This year a ten year old boy won’t be able to give his classmate a Valentines card because the dreaded “T” word will be dropped on him. “You gave her a Princess Jasmine cut out heart? Nigga you thirsty.” Welcome to 2013, where it’s all thirst everything.
Death To Screen Grabs
A lot of you are perpetuating this thirst craze for two reasons, either you want to draw atten...